“Nothing ever happens to me”
AU meme | John Watson is a serial killer — requested by Courtni
via mackhops (originally pieceofgold)
“Nothing ever happens to me”
AU meme | John Watson is a serial killer — requested by Courtni
“Who am I? Who am I?”
“It feels good to be sent some good stuff — I love to act and I love to challenge myself and all these scripts are very different. I’m getting offered a lot of porn these days which is fantastic.”
…aaaand Tom Hanks has his hand caught in a pickle jar.
“You have to let go. No, let go of the PICKLE.”
“But I want a pickle.”#sometimes i remember that tom hanks exists and the world seems a better place.


where did the spider go?
